10 questions

courtesy of Meg's blog:

1. What is your favorite word?

delicious

2. What is your least favorite word?

no

3. What turns you on?

passion

4. What turns you off?

complaining

5. What sound or noise do you love?

bagpipes

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

that high-pitched, barely audible whine when a tv is on

7. What is your favorite curse word?

wanker

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

park ranger

9. What profession would you not like to do?

butcher

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

“well done! are you ready to go again?”